anything can be a crop top
Women are like mashed potatoes. They are the best.
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
It’s called fashion, look it up